Medium-Dark Roast · Roughly 2× the Caffeine
Give Your Morning, the Bird!
Everybody wakes up already over it. Here's your doubleshot salute to the morning — the energy to flip the whole day the Bird.
The Roast
Fuel for the Fight
The Cause
A beacon, one finger high.
The world's darker than any cup we'll ever pour. We're not here to pretend the morning is a gift — it's a fight. So we hunted down a small-batch roast, loaded with Robusta for roughly double the caffeine of a standard cup, and hand you the energy to face the whole rotten, beautiful day and give it the Bird. No corporate cheer. Just the good, dark stuff and a middle finger held high like a beacon.
Dispatches from the Dark
Know What You're Drinking
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